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what came out: "A girl who wears pants is to me a girl who couldn't make it as a woman and is now resorting subconsciously to a device which will only appeal to some latent homosexual whom trousers exert a magnetic attraction." Needless to say the GG I was talking to was not exactly pleased with my answer, but that's the way I feel. In other words, if a GG looks less feminine in pants, imagine what pants will do for a TV! I will never forget the spectacle of a TV who wore capri stretch pants while visiting some non-TV friends of ours! He looked so ludicrous that I was tempted to tell him to go to Casablanca first and then put on the capris! If a TV feels that he must wear such items I wish he'd do so in the privacy of his room, or in very limited TV company...but never...never...in public. And this applies of course to bathing suits. That little front spot must be • somehow obliterated, otherwise FORGET IT! bathing suit he looks like the very devil, ridiculous, shocking, disgusting. And since I'm letting off steam...let me reapeat for the umpteenth time "watch your legs and thighs when you are sitting!" - It takes one second of forgetfulness to make a spectacle of yourself...One would think that this bit of advice had penetrated through the years and 42 issues of Transvestia, but it continues to happen over and over again. I think I'm going to fine $1.00 (one dollar- US currency) every TV I catch in a non-feminine sit- ting pose. I'll send these dollars to the FPE trea- sury and I assure you we'll have a fortune in less than a year. If the various chapters throughout the USA and abroad would institute this system of fines I think it might turn the trick. We'll either be rich or we'll have a bunch of TV's who do sit like ladies. And to start the ball rolling I hereby authorize any TV who catches Susanna sitting with her knees apart to collect from me $10. - payable to the FPE treasury.

I've also decided to copy-cat Virginia. She com- plains that her statements and views have not evoked a concrete -written- response from the TV world.